pfft

Annoying person: I'm totally Team Starkid. Darren's so hot. I love his hair.
Me: I miss his fro.
Annoying person: What fro?
Me:

oh and if you know where that pic in my last post is from, ilysmrn

"I ate the last cookie."

that awkward moment when im just now realizing i can use colored text

Do you see this? Do you see what I've been missing out on? Like there's a whole fucking rainbow of colors for me to choose from, and I never knew about it. Damn Blogger, you've been holding out  on me! :')

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When I was little:

Grandpa: damn
Me:

Now:

Me: fuck
Me: shit
Me: damn
Me: oh you motherfucker
Me: shut up bitch

THIS GIF NEEDS TO BE EVERYWHERE

DOWNLOAD IT AND SHARE IT AND SHOW IT TO FUCKING EVERYONE YOU CAN

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF ITS NOT EVEN ST. PATRICK'S DAY. EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE NEEDS TO SEE THIS GIF

Journeys of a Forever Alone

So lately I've been feeling especially derpish, so I took a Forever Alone face and photo-shopped it around the world.

In a bakery

At the beach

In Istanbul

In London

In New York

In Paris

In Rio

In St Louis

In Tokyo

In Washington DC

In the Westminster Abbey

Wherever the hell this is

And, of course, at the McDonalds Drvie Thru

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The Mashed Potato Pals

I'm in a chatzy with three of the weirdest, strangest, awesomest people I have ever met. wait what no you guys werent supposed to read that

I can't even

I'm home alone.
I know I'm home alone.
So why the fuck did I still lock the bathroom door?

life is good

OMIGOD OMIGOD HALP DYING OF LAUGHTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eUrwYQe3Dw IF YOU WATCH ADVENTURE TIME THEN YOURE PERF AND I LOVE YOU

so, um, google.

thanks for reading my blog

thanks for scrolling

.....i got you some cake 

i mean wut

whaaaaaaat???

hey yall

naw bitch i aint southern. i just like the internet.

Hola

im dying of boredom. someone, anyone, talk to me. no? ok

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LE POST TO BEGIN ALL POSTS ASDFGHJKL; I CANNOT BREATHE HALP IM SUFFOCATING ON EXCITEDNESS